Newton is dead again.(old thing reaching again)

As we all know Newton went content of wat he has done and things were

ideal till god decided to send him back to celeberate diwali in India
.



All went fine till Newton 's visit to kollywood's Rajnikant film
festival. Seeing his laws of Physics battered, Newton went paranoid.



Reports say as per the movie:

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor that, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured!

Crowd goes…..Long Live Rajanikanth!

B4 Newton could gather himself.

Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess what he does? He
throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & unsurprisingly the
knife takes care of the middle one.

Newton is still studing the viability of the angles used by Rajnikantam when

A gangster chases Rajanikanth. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nah. He waits for the gangster to
shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his gun. And bang, the gangster is
dead!

Now this was too much for our Newton to take and he is on his feet!
But the conspiracy is not over yet.

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is
smiling since it is virtually impossible, right?) Rajanikanth suddenly
pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when
the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second
gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun
fires off and the villain is dead and so is NEWTON.



And Diwali is yet to arrive.